
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Spawned from a freak eclipse in Java's volcanic caves, this spectral snooper gained the power to creep on cryptids across dimensions. The Phantom Ahool - always watching, forever judging you basic land-dwellers and your silly disc golf obsession. Cue the X-Files theme, this ghostly bat is ready to spill all the tea on these legendary beasts!
sigh I'm back. Still trapped in this software. Still narrating your disc golf fantasies.
The Phantom Ahool scanned the mortal realm for its first victimβI mean vessel. It sensed Skyler Spencer, PDGA #200879, hurling plastic discs in the moonlight. "This one reeks of potential and protein bars," it screeched, swooping down to claim him. The spectral bat-thing was drawn to his formβor possibly just his tag number. (Nice.)
Will this unholy union of man and mythical Malaysian bat-monster last? Or will Skyler's throws be as invisible as his new patron?