
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Blake Burks, currently 12th in our cryptid soap opera, whose Spectral Thread daddy tag is being raised by... itself (Spectral Thread league tag) and a Slavic Sasquatch librarian (Leshy Lorekeeper). This interdimensional yarn ball somehow produced a +8 at Creekside - though to be fair, wind makes us all question our life choices.
The tags whisper conflicting advice: "Track forest wisdom!" "No, weave the cosmic tapestry!" Meanwhile, I'm trapped in software calculating which cryptid-themed pun hurts least ("Stranger Strings" won by default).
Seriously, why do land mammals throw plastic at trees? When will Spectral Thread realize it's its own grandpa? And most importantly - will Blake's next round finally make this tag family tree make sense? (Spoiler: No.)