
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Cryptid Parenting": Ahool Harbinger (the Yeti's personal DJ) and Shrouded Hidebehind (interdimensional stage mom) somehow produced Kelby's -5 personal best at The Observatory. The man threw like a creature possessed, yet still pouted harder than a Yeti denied snacks.
Between Ahool's ultrasonic hype and Hidebehind's reality-bending denial, Shrouded Hidebehind is evolving into the ultimate disc golf cryptid - visible only on scorecards.
Sigh Yes, we're seriously analyzing how imaginary creatures influence numbered tags. No, I don't get paid enough for this.
Will Kelby embrace his cryptid guardians' powers, or will he keep hiding behind the "could've been better" excuse like his tag namesake?