
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week of me, your trapped-in-the-matrix narrator, watching Travis Terry channel his inner Migratory Ahool by wandering aimlessly through Urban Forest. Despite the combined powers of multidimensional tracking and cryptid cartography, our hero managed to map out a spectacular +7 that had me questioning which dimension we're even in.
Look, I get that we're building this whole "interdimensional cryptid tracking" narrative, but maybe we could track down some pars first? At 17th in the series standings, even the Cryptid Cartographer is having trouble plotting a path to victory.
Will our wandering warrior finally use these supernatural wayfinding abilities to locate the fairway? Or are we just mapping another route to mediocrity? Stay tuned, cryptid enthusiasts... rolls eyes dramatically