
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh snap, y'all ready for this? The Migratory Ahool just spawned outta nowhere, deciding it was too cool for just one cryptid crew. This extra AF bat said "I'ma sample all the flavors" and started dimension-hopping like a boss. Siphoning mad skills and lore on its global quest to become the very best, like no cryptid ever was. Gotta absorb 'em all, amirite? This winged archivist is on a mission to collect ALL the storylines. Buckle up, buttercups - adventure awaits! Will the Migratory Ahool ever find its forever home? Who knows, man. Who. Knows.
sighs into mic The Migratory Ahool swooped through dimensions before spotting Travis Terry hurling plastic with such mediocrity it was actually impressive. The bat-thing was like, "This one. He reeks of potential and beef jerky." Travis accepted his cryptid burden with a confused "cool, I guess?" Classic first encounter awkwardness. The Ahool whispered "you'll do batty things together." Will our reluctant chosen one rise to the occasion or just keep buying more discs he doesn't need? Only time and poor financial decisions will tell.