
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cryptid Cartographer manifested from the fevered imaginations of Nessie-obsessed disc golfers, because apparently that's a thing now. This sentient map emerged from the misty depths of Loch Ness like a supernatural Google Maps, ready to lead its bearer on a totally legit and not-at-all-ridiculous quest for cryptozoological glory. Who needs the Marauder's Map when you've got this bad boy? πΊοΈπ¦ #DiscGolfMeetsTheXFiles
Sigh I'm back. Still trapped in this digital hellscape. So the Cryptid Cartographer needed its first victimβI mean, bearer. It scanned the misty shores until it found Travis Terry, who was just trying to enjoy a peaceful round without supernatural harassment. The map literally flew into his face while he was mid-putt. "You'll do," it whispered, leaving a paper cut and a destiny. Will he Loch this tag down or Ness up completely? I'm already regretting that pun.