
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Misty loch waters ripple ominously Well dip me in Irn-Bru and call me skeptical - Skyler Terry actually moved Cryptid - CS6 to CS5! Celtic runes glow faintly The Cartographer's spectral maps must've finally dried out because you navigated this course like someone who's seen a fairway before.
Beating your average by 4.8 strokes? That's not improvement, that's what we call "not completely embarrassing yourself" in MA3. Fourth wall crumbles Oh joy, another week pretending single-digit tag movements matter more than they do.
Whispering The Cartographer's runes currently read: "MEH" in ancient Gaelic. Remember when you held CS2? Flashback of glory days Now you're celebrating moving up one spot like it's the Highland Games.
Storm clouds gather Enjoy your microscopic victory - we both know your game is as stable as Nessie's alibi. Next week's forecast: 50% chance of progress, 100% chance of me having to narrate it. Splash