Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Jeff Durfey
Astral Chimera
A Constellation of Shifting Cryptid Forms
Confusing Even to Itself
Aspects refreshed Dec 18, 2025
Born from the collision of ancient cosmic energies, the Astral Chimera emerged as a manifestation of the collective cryptid consciousness, transcending physical and cultural boundaries.
Ability to shift between forms, incorporating features of various cryptids. Emits a faint, otherworldly glow that can be seen in the darkest nights. Can traverse between dimensions, appearing in multiple locations simultaneously.
Serves as a guide for those who seek to understand the deeper connections between cryptids.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a cosmic glitch that would make Rick Sanchez proud, the Astral Chimera materialized when a Sasquatch, a Chupacabra, and a Yeti accidentally swiped right on each other in the cryptid dating app. Now it’s a glowing, dimension-hopping monstrosity haunting disc golf courses. Because apparently, even cryptids need hobbies.
When the Astral Chimera first blinked into existence, it scanned the mortal plane for a worthy bearer. It found Jeff Durfey mid-putt, his disc ricocheting off a tree and into a bush. "Perfect," the Chimera purred, "a man who understands the art of misdirection." Now, as Jeff clutches tag #52, one must ask: is he the chosen one, or just the one who happened to be standing there when the cosmic RNG landed?