Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Loch Lurker is said to have been born from the ancient, dark waters of Loch Ness, a creature that has witnessed centuries of history and secrets. It is believed to have been created by the same eldritch forces that birthed Nessie, making it a crucial piece in the puzzle of the Loch Ness mystery.
The Loch Lurker possesses an amorphous, shadowy form that blends seamlessly with the dark waters of Loch Ness. It has the ability to manipulate water and mist, creating illusions and hiding its presence. Its eyes glow with an eerie, otherworldly light, and it emits a low, resonant hum that can be felt more than heard.
The Loch Lurker acts as a guardian of the loch's deepest secrets, challenging those who seek to uncover the truth. It tests the resolve and courage of the Seekers, ensuring only the most determined can proceed further into the mysteries of Loch Ness.
The Seekers of the Serpent are a group of disc golfers obsessed with uncovering the truth behind the Loch Ness monster. They believe that Nessie holds the key to unlocking incredible power and knowledge, and they will stop at nothing to unravel her mysteries. The Seekers are known for their relentless curiosity, their willingness to take risks, and their unconventional approach to the game. They embrace the chaos and uncertainty of the Highland courses, seeing them as a means to test their mettle and prove their worth.
Dr. Eliza Blackwood is a brilliant but eccentric cryptozoologist who has dedicated her life to the study of legendary creatures. She first became fascinated with Nessie as a child, and has spent years chasing leads and conducting research around Loch Ness. Eliza is a charismatic and driven leader, inspiring the Seekers with her passion and determination. She believes that the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe lies in the unraveling of ancient mysteries like the Loch Ness monster.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 19 to 23. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 19 to 19. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), tag number moved from 17 to 19. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 14 to 17. (Week 5 of 8)
Born from the primordial ooze of a Scottish loch and a spilled can of Irn-Bru, Loch Lurker emerged when a drunken fisherman's TikTok about "Nessie's glow-up era" went viral. Now it haunts bag tags, forever cursed to be the cryptid equivalent of a participation trophy. #BlessedAndStressed.
When Simon Matteson (PDGA #154849, aka "The Loch's Last Hope") stumbled upon Loch Lurker, it wasn’t fate—it was a poorly timed slip on a muddy fairway. The tag, sensing his 834-rated mediocrity, whispered, "Aye, ye’ll do." Now, armed with a putter and questionable Scottish ancestry, Simon must defend his title. But can he handle the pressure, or will he flounder under the weight of Nessie’s expectations?