Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 19 to 23. (Week 8 of 8)
Loch Lurker
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest·Competition group Seekers of the Serpent·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Simon Matteson
RAF
Green
Season Arc · Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
4
#23Now
#14Best
#14Started
76Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptShadowy Serpent of the Misty Fairways
TroubleEyes That See Too Many Secrets
Illusionary Line Shaper
Eerie Green Glow
Forged in Dark Tournament Waters
The Loch Lurker is said to have been born from the ancient, dark waters of Loch Ness, a creature that has witnessed centuries of history and secrets. It is believed to have been created by the same eldritch forces that birthed Nessie, making it a crucial piece in the puzzle of the Loch Ness mystery.
The Loch Lurker possesses an amorphous, shadowy form that blends seamlessly with the dark waters of Loch Ness. It has the ability to manipulate water and mist, creating illusions and hiding its presence. Its eyes glow with an eerie, otherworldly light, and it emits a low, resonant hum that can be felt more than heard.
The Loch Lurker acts as a guardian of the loch's deepest secrets, challenging those who seek to uncover the truth. It tests the resolve and courage of the Seekers, ensuring only the most determined can proceed further into the mysteries of Loch Ness.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 19 to 19. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), tag number moved from 17 to 19. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 14 to 17. (Week 5 of 8)
Born from the primordial ooze of a Scottish loch and a spilled can of Irn-Bru, <em>Loch Lurker</em> emerged when a drunken fisherman's TikTok about "Nessie's glow-up era" went viral. Now it haunts bag tags, forever cursed to be the cryptid equivalent of a participation trophy. #BlessedAndStressed.
When <strong>Simon Matteson</strong> (PDGA #154849, aka "The Loch's Last Hope") stumbled upon <em>Loch Lurker</em>, it wasn’t fate—it was a poorly timed slip on a muddy fairway. The tag, sensing his 834-rated mediocrity, whispered, "Aye, ye’ll do." Now, armed with a putter and questionable Scottish ancestry, Simon must defend his title. But can he handle the pressure, or will he flounder under the weight of Nessie’s expectations?
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