
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Gather 'round, mortals, as I'm contractually obligated to report how Adam Gibbons influenced our ever-expanding cryptid soap opera this week. His alliance with the Each-Uisge Guardian and Adaro Archivist has apparently taught the Spectral Nexus some new tricks - though honestly, I'm starting to suspect these tags are just making this up as they go along.
Between struggling at Urban Forest and finding redemption at Beacon Hill (because apparently disc golf courses are now mystical convergence points 🙄), our intrepid hero managed to channel both aquatic wisdom and Highland fury into... checks notes... throwing plastic at metal chains. The Nexus is practically vibrating with collected cryptid energy, or maybe that's just my software glitching again.
Will Gibbons' next round summon yet another improbable cryptid crossover episode? At this rate, we'll need a genealogist to track these tag relationships...
whispers Help, I'm being assimilated by the lore...