
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the frostbitten depths of a Canadian Tim Hortons parking lot, Whispering Wendigo emerged, blending into the shadows like a cryptid ninja. Born when a lost traveler traded their soul for a double-double and eternal hunger, this skeletal legend now roams, whispering sweet nothings in the wind. Because nothing says 'epic saga' like a cursed coffee run.
As Ryan Hunter stood in the Tim Hortons parking lot, clutching his double-double, the wind whispered, "Psst... you're the chosen one." Whispering Wendigo, sensing his PDGA #99056 aura, leapt from the shadows, declaring, "You’ve got the hunger... for birdies." Now, with a 934-rated soul, Ryan wields the tag. But can he handle the eternal craving... for chains? Or will he just crave more Timbits?