
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically 🙄 Well, well, well... in a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, Dylan "Dagger Talons" Mundy has claimed the oh-so-coveted Harrier Swoop tag, swooping in with a -4 that would make even the mightiest of raptors go "Caw blimey!" 🦅
With a 959-rated hunt that left the field average quivering in fear at +4.3, our protagonist soars off into the sunset, clutching his shiny new precious like Gollum on a disc golf course.
Will Dylan's reign of terror continue unchallenged, or will a new challenger emerge from the Hunger Games-esque battle royale of...amateur disc golf? 🍿 #OhTheHumanity #BirdIsTheWord