
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ogopogo Oracle burst forth from a cryptid's fever dream, blessing a hapless Rune Seeker with prophetic visions and scaly skin. This tag's like the lovechild of Aquaman and a Magic 8-Ball, but instead of answers, you get ominous riddles and existential dread. Because apparently that's how we roll in this bizarre Norse-themed fever dream. Buckle up, buttercup! ๐๐ฎ
Sigh And so it happened that the Ogopogo Oracle chose its first victimโI mean, bearer. Gabriel Kenney, PDGA #235679, was innocently napping when tentacles of fate wrapped around his 948-rated soul. The Oracle's whispers filled his dreams with visions of perfect lines and horrifying dad jokes. His skin developed a suspicious sheen in rainy weather. Will this prophecy-plagued disc-chucker sink or swim with his new aquatic burden? Only the Kraken knows... and it's not returning my texts.