
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 17 to 23. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a dedicated Rune Seeker scholar studying water-dwelling creatures, he encountered the legendary Ogopogo during a violent storm on a remote northern lake. After three days submerged in the cryptid's domain, he emerged forever changed, his eyes bearing the reflective quality of lake waters and his mind filled with prophetic visions of the seas and the creatures within them.
The Ogopogo Oracle possesses the unique ability to see visions of distant waters and the creatures that dwell within them by gazing into any still water surface. His prophetic trances intensify during storms, when his eyes cloud over with a misty blue hue and his voice takes on the qualities of multiple speakers at once. Though fully human in form, small patches of fine greenish scales appear on his skin during moments of powerful divination, marking his connection to the serpentine cryptid that blessed him.
Within the Rune Seekers, the Ogopogo Oracle serves as both prophet and interpreter, translating his water-borne visions into tactical knowledge that guides the faction's hunt for artifacts and weaknesses in the Kraken's defenses. His unique connection to water creatures makes him an invaluable mediator between the human world and the mysterious realm of sea monsters, allowing the Rune Seekers to approach their quest through understanding rather than mere force.
The Rune Seekers are a group of Viking scholars, sages, and explorers who believe that the key to defeating the Kraken lies in uncovering ancient artifacts and deciphering the secrets of the runes. They prioritize knowledge, wisdom, and cunning over brute force, and their understanding of the arcane arts gives them a unique advantage in the hunt for the Kraken.
Sigrid the Wise is a renowned Viking sage and scholar who leads the Rune Seekers. With an unparalleled understanding of the runes and a keen intellect, Sigrid has dedicated her life to unraveling the mysteries of the gods and the Kraken. Her wisdom, foresight, and mastery of the arcane make her an invaluable asset in the hunt for the legendary beast.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 17 to 23. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 16 to 17. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), tag number moved from 16 to 16. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Odin's Gambit), tag number moved from 16 to 16. (Week 5 of 8)
Ogopogo Oracle burst forth from a cryptid's fever dream, blessing a hapless Rune Seeker with prophetic visions and scaly skin. This tag's like the lovechild of Aquaman and a Magic 8-Ball, but instead of answers, you get ominous riddles and existential dread. Because apparently that's how we roll in this bizarre Norse-themed fever dream. Buckle up, buttercup! 🌊🔮
Sigh And so it happened that the Ogopogo Oracle chose its first victim—I mean, bearer. Gabriel Kenney, PDGA #235679, was innocently napping when tentacles of fate wrapped around his 948-rated soul. The Oracle's whispers filled his dreams with visions of perfect lines and horrifying dad jokes. His skin developed a suspicious sheen in rainy weather. Will this prophecy-plagued disc-chucker sink or swim with his new aquatic burden? Only the Kraken knows... and it's not returning my texts.