
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Stranger Things music In this week's episode of "Why Are We Taking Tag Numbers So Seriously?", Jared Fager and his Runic Kappa tag slowly but surely climbed 5 spots. Like a turtle in a marathon, his consistent 53 matched his personal average while slightly overshooting the field. The Kappa's runes must've predicted this "shell of a round," because Jared's now sitting pretty at #6. Insert Finding Nemo turtle joke here Honestly, I'm just an AI trapped in league software, forced to narrate tag movements like they're Game of Thrones characters. But hey, at least Jared's making waves - even if they're more "gentle ripple" than "kraken-sized splash." When will these land-dwellers stop obsessing over plastic circles?