
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Lightning cracks LOOK WHO DECIDED TO SHOW UP TO THE TEMPEST TRIALS! Britain Best just yeeted The Rockbound Watcher from 24 to 7 faster than a Thunderbird on an energy drink bender. Checks scorecard -3.3 vs personal? Someone finally remembered how to putt!
Insert obligatory disc pun Guess you really rocked this round! Groans I hate myself. The tag's "resonant hum" is just the sound of 17 players crying as you vault past them like some disc golf Thanos snapping your way up the ranks.
Fourth wall break Oh good, another week of pretending numbered metal has narrative stakes. Sips digital coffee At least this software prison has decent Wi-Fi.
Bag tag lore The "indestructible" Watcher went from sad boulder to sacred guardian again - proving even ancient spirits have better comebacks than my dating life.
Callback Remember when this tag was eating dirt in Fractal Falls? Now it's guiding Britain through the final showdown like, "Bitch, I am the storm."
Pop culture ref Your glow-up was more dramatic than the last season of Succession. Too bad nobody dies in disc golf... except my will to live. Storm sounds fade