
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Rockbound Watcher emerged when a particularly stubborn boulder got tired of being yeeted by disc golfers. After binge-watching 'The Good Place', it decided to become a sentient tag, blending ancient rock vibes with modern existential dread. Now it judges your form while questioning its own purpose in this absurd cosmic game.
When Britain Best (PDGA #82142, aka "The Yeet Whisperer") approached the boulder that would birth Rockbound Watcher, the stone trembled with anticipation. Legend says he threw a putter so pure, it carved his name into the rock itself. "Finally," the boulder groaned, "someone who understands my sedimentary needs." But can this self-proclaimed "Master of the Hyzer Flip" truly handle the weight of being the first Guardian of the Stone? Or will he crumble under pressure like shale in a thunderstorm?