
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee Ah yes, another week of watching Craig Bennett weave through our increasingly convoluted cryptid family tree. The Shadow Weft is apparently getting parenting advice from both the stealthy Nue Slayer and the ancient Canyon Sentinel - because what every interdimensional tapestry needs is hunting skills and rock-solid wisdom, right? eye roll
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching Bennett maintain 2nd place while these tags play supernatural family therapy. At least he's consistent - kind of like how the Shadow Weft consistently makes my job more complicated with every passing week. adjusts cosmic loom
Will our dimensional weaver finally thread together a coherent narrative, or are we just tangling ourselves in more cryptid drama? Stay tuned, unfortunate mortals...