
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Shadow Weft writhes in existential torment this week, caught between its aquatic "parents" - Runic Karkinos demanding Viking conquests while Torrential Guardian whispers Celtic riddles. Craig Bennett (4th series) mirrored this duality: PB -4 at Wildwood like a sasquatch stalking prey, then +5 at Chromatic Crossing like a soggy biscuit. His division climb to 2nd proves even shadow entities enjoy glow-ups.
Sigh Yes folks, we've reached peak absurdity where a Norse crab and Scottish puddle co-parent an interdimensional shadow. At this point, I'm just the disc golf equivalent of a supernatural daycare worker.
When will Craig realize he's basically playing Pokémon with cryptids? And more importantly - when will Shadow Weft stop leaving damp mystery stains in my database?