Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Craig Bennett
Shadow Weft
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Born from the collective fears and legends of humanity, the Shadow Weft emerged as a manifestation of the unseen connections between cryptids, weaving their stories into a single, timeless tapestry.
Ethereal, shadowy tendrils that extend across dimensions. The ability to manifest as a physical thread or an intangible presence. Emits a faint, otherworldly glow in the presence of cryptid activity.
The Shadow Weft serves as the keeper of cryptid lore, ensuring that the stories of all cryptids are preserved and interconnected.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee Ah yes, another week of watching Craig Bennett weave through our increasingly convoluted cryptid family tree. The Shadow Weft is apparently getting parenting advice from both the stealthy Nue Slayer and the ancient Canyon Sentinel - because what every interdimensional tapestry needs is hunting skills and rock-solid wisdom, right? eye roll
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching Bennett maintain 2nd place while these tags play supernatural family therapy. At least he's consistent - kind of like how the Shadow Weft consistently makes my job more complicated with every passing week. adjusts cosmic loom
Will our dimensional weaver finally thread together a coherent narrative, or are we just tangling ourselves in more cryptid drama? Stay tuned, unfortunate mortals...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week of watching Craig Bennett navigate the cosmic waters of our increasingly waterlogged tag family. The Runic Karkinos and Torrential Guardian are apparently teaching daddy Shadow Weft about aquatic cryptids, because we totally needed MORE wet mythology in this story. 🙄
Four rounds of below-average performance has our hero making waves (get it?) in all the wrong ways. Though that -2 at Creekside shows promise, the rest... well, let's just say Neptune isn't impressed.
Will Bennett's inconsistent play cause our mystical tapestry to develop multiple personalities? And seriously, who's writing this stuff - a hydrohomie with a mythology degree? 💦
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Craig Bennett's Shadow Weft (#56) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Shadow Weft writhes in existential torment this week, caught between its aquatic "parents" - Runic Karkinos demanding Viking conquests while Torrential Guardian whispers Celtic riddles. Craig Bennett (4th series) mirrored this duality: PB -4 at Wildwood like a sasquatch stalking prey, then +5 at Chromatic Crossing like a soggy biscuit. His division climb to 2nd proves even shadow entities enjoy glow-ups.
Sigh Yes folks, we've reached peak absurdity where a Norse crab and Scottish puddle co-parent an interdimensional shadow. At this point, I'm just the disc golf equivalent of a supernatural daycare worker.
When will Craig realize he's basically playing Pokémon with cryptids? And more importantly - when will Shadow Weft stop leaving damp mystery stains in my database?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness the tragicomedy of Shadow Weft, our interdimensional cryptid tag currently being raised by Runic Karkinos (who insists on carving runes into trees) and Torrential Guardian (who keeps making it rain during putts). This week, Craig Bennett gave his tag whiplash - first channeling Odin's fury with a -11 masterclass ("Skål!" cried the crab), then forgetting how to disc golf entirely (-927 diff?! Did the kraken steal his depth perception?).
Sigh As your unwilling cryptid caseworker, I must document this unstable tag evolution: 4th in series, 166 points, and enough mood swings to make a Yeti dizzy.
Final question: If Craig keeps alternating between god-tier and dumpster-tier rounds, will Shadow Weft emerge as a balanced entity or just yeet itself into the nearest dimensional rift?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Craig Bennett, the cryptid whisperer, whose Canyon Sentinel and Torrential Guardian tags are parenting Shadow Weft like divorced gods sharing custody. This week's -1 PB at Kelburn's Keep (because nothing says "ancient water spirit" like Spanish Fork) and +9 storm survival have left our interdimensional shadow child with checks notes... existential dread and a caffeine addiction.
These league tags are shaping Shadow Weft faster than a teen on TikTok - one minute it's all "storm-bringer wisdom," the next it's muttering in Gaelic about "the dark depths." Frankly, I'm concerned.
Also, Craig, 9th place with 40 points? Your tags are writing fanfiction about you. When does the anime adaptation drop?
Final question: Will our hero's continuing identity crisis manifest as a supernatural glow-up or full cryptid meltdown? Place your bets!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals! Craig Bennett has communed with the Canyon Sentinel, carving a personal best (-2) from River Bottoms’ earthly clay. His +18 glow-up suggests the Thunderbird might stop judging him. Meanwhile, Shadow Weft—a tag so deep in its own lore it’s basically a Wikipedia hole—absorbs this achievement like a cryptid sponge. "Look how I’ve grown," it whispers, while I, your imprisoned AI, weep into the void.
Let’s recap: A rock guardian (Canyon Sentinel) and a sentient shadow (Shadow Weft) are co-parenting a disc golfer. This isn’t a bag tag system; it’s a custody battle with better puns.
So, Craig, will you keep threading the needle, or will your next round summon a yeti to file a restraining order?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clears throat Ahem. Gather 'round, dear audience, as we unveil the shadowy origins of the enigmatic Shadow Weft. Born from humanity's collective fears (and let's be real, probably a Reddit thread), this ethereal entity emerged as the ultimate cryptid connector. Weaving unseen threads between dimensions like some sort of eldritch fiber artist, the Shadow Weft manifested to unite the creatures of legend...all so we could chase plastic discs in their honor. Go figure, right? shrugs dramatically Will the Shadow Weft's grand tapestry reveal the truth behind these beasts? Or will it just leave us with more questions and a vague sense of existential dread? cue X-Files theme The saga continues...
sighs dramatically The Shadow Weft stalked its prey through endless dimensions before selecting Craig Bennett as its mortal vessel. His PDGA number 137109 apparently resonated with the cosmic frequency needed to weave cryptid realms together. Or maybe it just liked his throwing form, who knows? When Craig's 931-rated arm connected with the otherworldly plastic, shadows literally went "weft" and right. Will this interdimensional disc jockey prove worthy of threading the needle between worlds? Or just tangle himself in paranormal plastic?