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Malachi Vazquez
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The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms

Mar 05 - Apr 23, 2025
Averaged a 970 rating
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#7 Rockbound Warden
Malachi Vazquez

Malachi Vazquez

PDGA Rating 935
Division MPO
Events Played 27
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Rockbound Warden

Origin Story

The Rockbound Warden emerged from the heart of the Great Plains' most ancient rock formations, born from the whispers of the wind and the secrets buried deep within the earth. For centuries, it has stood as a silent guardian, watching over the sacred sites and protecting the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.

Properties

The Rockbound Warden possesses immense physical strength and endurance, drawing power from the ancient rock formations it guards. Its body is nearly indestructible, with a surface that resembles weathered granite, and it can manipulate the earth to create barriers or reveal hidden passages. The Warden's presence is marked by a deep, resonant hum that echoes through the rock, signaling its connection to the land and its readiness to defend the sacred sites.

Role

The Rockbound Warden serves as a protector of the Great Plains' most sacred rock formations and the secrets they hold. It challenges those who seek the Thunderbird's mysteries, testing their physical prowess and determination.

Tag Details

League The Tempest Trials @ River Bottoms
Pool Pool of the Earthbound Guardians
Pool of the Earthbound Guardians

Pool of the Earthbound Guardians

The Earthbound Guardians are a group of disc golf warriors deeply connected to the rugged landscapes and ancient secrets of the Great Plains. They draw strength from the weathered rock formations, whispering grasses, and hidden treasures that lie beneath the earth. The Earthbound Guardians navigate the course with grit and determination, relying on their physical prowess and deep understanding of the land to overcome challenges and uncover the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.

Let the Thunderbird be your guide and the basket your destiny!
Lyra Stargazer Gaia Stoneforge

Faction Leader

Gaia Stoneforge

Gaia Stoneforge is a formidable presence on the Great Plains, with a deep connection to the earth and its ancient mysteries. Born and raised among the towering rock formations and whispering grasses, Gaia has spent her life uncovering the secrets hidden within the land. Her unwavering determination and physical prowess inspire the Earthbound Guardians to push their limits and embrace the challenges of the rugged terrain as they seek to unravel the Thunderbird's most closely guarded mysteries.

Members

121

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 7 Score: 57 Place: 5
5 days ago
Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 6 Score: 56 Place: 4
12 days ago
Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 5 Score: 52 Place:
19 days ago
Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 4 Score: 61 Place: T11
26 days ago
Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 3 Score: 58 Place: 3
one month ago
Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 2 Score: 59 Place: 4
one month ago
Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 1 Score: 51 Place: 1
one month ago
Origin Story
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