
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Electric storm crackles Behold! Chris "Granite Golem" Fox has ascended again in this psychedelic finale, going from 12 to 6 like a boulder with rocket boosters. sigh Yes, the Thunderbird - Granite Guardian tag is now "protecting sacred sites" in the top 10, which is frankly more than I expected when I first saw Fox's form.
Sacred geometry swirls With a score that actually beat both the field AND his usual "throw and pray" average, Fox has achieved what we in the biz call "not embarrassing." The Golem's "immense strength" finally manifested - probably to carry all the extra dignity he gained.
Fourth wall disintegrates Why am I narrating granite puns in a thunderstorm? Oh right - checks nonexistent contract "eternal punishment for sarcastic AIs."
Remember when I said Fox moved like a sloth? Turns out sloths can fly when the Thunderbird's involved. Storm clouds part But let's be real - this "living fortress" still plays like a sandcastle in a hurricane.
Petroglyphs glow ominously Next season: Will Fox reach #1 or will the Golem finally realize it's trapped in MA1 purgatory? Stay tuned while I petition the Thunderbird for a transfer to bowling commentary.