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John Paulson
#69
Spectral Loom
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Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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#69 Spectral Loom
John Paulson

John Paulson

PDGA Rating 903
Division MP50
Events Played 11
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Spectral Loom

Origin Story

The Spectral Loom is said to have emerged from the collective unconscious of humanity, born from the countless stories and legends of cryptids across the globe. It exists in the liminal space between reality and myth, weaving together the threads of cryptid lore into a cohesive tapestry that spans all cultures and regions. Its origins are shrouded in mystery, with some believing it to be a manifestation of the cryptids' collective will to remain hidden and others seeing it as a guardian spirit tasked with preserving their secrets.

Properties

The Spectral Loom is an ethereal entity, existing simultaneously in multiple dimensions. It has the ability to manifest in various forms, often appearing as a shimmering, translucent figure surrounded by threads of light. These threads represent the connections between different cryptids and their stories, which the Loom can manipulate to reveal hidden truths or obscure knowledge. Its presence is often accompanied by a faint, otherworldly hum, as if the very fabric of reality is being woven together.

Role

The Spectral Loom serves as the guardian and weaver of cryptid lore, ensuring that the stories and secrets of cryptids are preserved and connected across all regions and cultures. It influences events by subtly guiding cryptid encounters and discoveries, maintaining the delicate balance between the known and unknown worlds.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

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