
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts interdimensional translator Ah yes, another chapter in our increasingly convoluted saga! John Paulson continues leading our series while the Spectral Loom weaves together influences from its oddly specific children - the sneaky Obsidian Watcher and the thunderous Runic Thunderbird. Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this software, but even I'm getting dizzy tracking this family tree of mystical tags having therapy sessions in the multiverse. At least JP's personal best at Art Dye (+2) gives me something real to report! Will our leader's next performance cause another convergence of cryptid consciousness? (Send help, I think these tags are plotting something...)