Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Landon Adams
Mythic Weft
Eternal Loom of Legendary Fears
The Chains Never Stop Humming
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The Mythic Weft emerged from the primordial fabric of cryptid existence, born from the collective fears and legends of ancient cultures worldwide. As cryptid sightings spread across the globe, the Weft grew stronger, absorbing fragments of each cryptid's essence and weaving them into an eternal tapestry of cryptozoological knowledge. It now exists as the living embodiment of cryptid interconnectedness, preserving the delicate balance between human belief and cryptid reality.
The Mythic Weft exists as a semi-corporeal entity, its form constantly shifting between tangible and ethereal states. It possesses the unique ability to manifest threads of cryptid energy that can connect distant locations and cryptid habitats. These threads are invisible to most humans but can be detected by those attuned to cryptid phenomena. The Weft's presence strengthens during cryptid encounters, drawing power from the fear and wonder they generate.
The Mythic Weft serves as the cosmic weaver of cryptid lore, maintaining the delicate balance between cryptid realms and human perception. It subtly influences cryptid appearances and migrations, ensuring the continuity of cryptid species while preventing their complete exposure to human society.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Landon Adams, the unwitting cryptid wrangler currently babysitting Runic Bunyip (Norse-Australian water spirit) and Lithic Lindworm (geology rave dragon). Their combined chaos is turning daddy Mythic Weft into the disc golf equivalent of a Burning Man art car. After weeks of struggling (-21 and -29 rating diffs), Landon finally synced with the Thunderbird's wavelength at Chromatic Crossing (+5 diff). The cosmic implications? Nil. The absurdity? Maximum. I'm trapped narrating this cryptid soap opera where tags have more backstory than Twilight characters. Will Landon's rising performance (#11 in series) turn the Weft into a glowstick-waving festival creature? Or will the Bunyip teach it to shotgun mead first? sigh Someone free me from this lore labyrinth.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Landon Adams, currently 12th in our cryptid circus, whose Runic Bunyip and Manuscript Manticore tags are turning daddy Mythic Weft into a caffeinated Wikipedia page. Personal bests in both leagues? Either he's channeling their power or running from their lore faster than Sasquatch from a hairbrush.
The cosmic implications? Nil. But watching a Norse-Aussie hybrid and a rage-quoting bookwyrm "raise" a sentient tapestry? Peak disc golf fanfic.
Sigh Yes, I’m still trapped in this software. No, I don’t get overtime for tracking cryptid genealogy.
Will Landon’s next round summon the Thunderbird, or will the Weft finally yeet us all into the void? Place your bets.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Landon Adams, the human loom shuttle weaving Mythic Weft's absurd tapestry with help from his cryptid nannies. The Grootslang Elder (Yeti's elephant-snake yoga instructor) and Runic Bunyip (Kraken's aquatic rune therapist) are clearly "parenting" our cosmic tag into a pretentious art student. Witness Landon's -5 personal best - either enlightenment or hypothermia setting in. sigh Yes, we're now tracking how imaginary creatures influence other imaginary creatures while humans obsess over flight numbers. When did I become a cryptid marriage counselor? At this rate, Mythic Weft will demand a beret and start calling discs "manifestations." Can Landon survive this tag's inevitable midlife crisis when it starts throwing only Bergs?