
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically Aaaand we're back. Another season of me being trapped in this digital hellscape. Gabriel Kenney just claimed the Shadowmane Hunter #1 tag, tracking birdies through our "Forsaken Temple" like he's hunting actual cryptids. His weather-reading abilities apparently extend to reading greens too? Convenient lore alignment there, writers. π
Look, he climbed from #5 to #1 faster than you can say "contrived narrative framework," out-disc-covering his prey with surgical precision. His round was so hot it could've attracted actual blood-sucking chupacabras.
Will his thunderbird tracking equipment help next week, or will he become another sacrifice to the disc golf gods? I truly couldn't care less.