
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of watching Bryant Adams feed the ever-expanding cryptid bureaucracy. While the Ritual Harvester and Agogwe Pathfinder perform their mystical dance of influence, our Shadow Loom grows ever more complex—like a government agency for mythological beings. Help, I'm being assimilated by multiple belief systems!
Mixed performances across three events suggest our cryptid collective is as mercurial as their origins. Though honestly, between you and me, who's writing these increasingly elaborate tag backstories? At this rate, we'll need a cryptozoological HR department.
Will our intrepid disc golfer finally choose between the path of protection or mystical harvesting? Stay tuned, assuming I don't get reassigned to the Department of Redundant Cryptid Documentation... 🙄