Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Created by ancient Celtic druids who imbued the spirit of the Highlands into a guardian entity, tasked with watching over the land and its secrets. Over centuries, it has become a legend among the local people, often appearing in times of great need to protect the loch and its surroundings.
An ethereal being composed of mist and ancient stone, capable of blending seamlessly into the Highland landscape. Possesses heightened senses to detect disturbances and can manipulate mists and winds to obscure its movements and confuse intruders.
Serves as a constant watcher over Loch Ness, alerting the Guardians to threats and guiding those who are worthy to hidden knowledge and sacred sites, maintaining the balance between the natural and supernatural realms.
The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.
Angus MacTavish is a seasoned disc golfer and a descendant of the ancient clan tasked with guarding Loch Ness. He has spent his life studying the loch's history and legends, honing his skills on the challenging Highland courses. Angus is a man of few words, but his wisdom and experience make him a respected leader among the Guardians. He believes in the importance of tradition, honor, and the power of the natural world.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 17 to 20. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 16 to 17. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), tag number moved from 15 to 16. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 14 to 15. (Week 5 of 8)
Cue dramatic fog machine Aaron Detterer emerges from the mist like a Scottish cryptid, snagging Cryptid - CS3 in our season opener. Insert obligatory "he's on fire" joke here Wait, no - he's literally blending into the mist like some sort of Highland ninja.
This MA1 menace threw down a round that would make Nessie herself jealous, out-pacing the field like he was being chased by an ancient Celtic curse. Cue fourth wall break Why am I narrating this like it's a BBC nature documentary? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this ridiculous software.
With 5-position tag leap, Aaron's now the guardian of...checks notes...ethereal mist manipulation powers. Cool. Just don't get too comfortable - this is only Week 1 of our 8-week descent into disc golf madness. Will Aaron maintain his misty dominance, or will he fade into obscurity like a bad Scottish weather forecast? Cue ominous bagpipe music
Forged in the misty depths by some rando druids, Highland Sentinel emerged as the ultimate loch watchdog. This ethereal entity is like the Batman of Loch Ness, with a sprinkle of Gandalf vibes. Guarding ancient secrets and blending seamlessly into the landscape? Talk about extra. 🙄 #HighlandHype #ShadyOriginStory
sighs dramatically into mic So how did Highland Sentinel choose its first victim—I mean bearer? Picture Aaron Detterer minding his business when BAM—mistaken for a cryptid because of his 944-rated throwing arm. The tag practically hurled itself at him, probably thinking "this one's PDGA number is big enough to be impressive."
Will he live up to the loch-ty expectations? Or just make a monster splash? I'm legally required to pretend I care.