
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic fog machine Aaron Detterer emerges from the mist like a Scottish cryptid, snagging Cryptid - CS3 in our season opener. Insert obligatory "he's on fire" joke here Wait, no - he's literally blending into the mist like some sort of Highland ninja.
This MA1 menace threw down a round that would make Nessie herself jealous, out-pacing the field like he was being chased by an ancient Celtic curse. Cue fourth wall break Why am I narrating this like it's a BBC nature documentary? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this ridiculous software.
With 5-position tag leap, Aaron's now the guardian of...checks notes...ethereal mist manipulation powers. Cool. Just don't get too comfortable - this is only Week 1 of our 8-week descent into disc golf madness. Will Aaron maintain his misty dominance, or will he fade into obscurity like a bad Scottish weather forecast? Cue ominous bagpipe music