Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Yasha Bond
Spectral Warden
Ancient Glyphs Glow on My Ghostly Form
My Chilling Aura Freezes Putts
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
The Spectral Warden is said to have originated from the collective fears and legends of ancient civilizations. It is believed to be a manifestation of the primal need to protect and preserve the mysteries of the cryptid world. Over centuries, it has evolved into a spectral guardian, ensuring the continuity and preservation of cryptid knowledge across all leagues.
The Spectral Warden possesses ethereal properties, allowing it to traverse between the physical and spiritual realms. It has the ability to manifest in various forms, adapting to the environment and the cryptid it is protecting. Its presence is often accompanied by a chilling aura, and it can manipulate spectral energy to shield or reveal cryptid phenomena.
The Spectral Warden serves as a guardian and protector of cryptid lore, ensuring the continuity and preservation of cryptid knowledge across all regions and cultures. It embodies the series' focus on exploration, discovery, and preservation of cryptid lore while maintaining the mystery and intrigue of the cryptid universe.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in spectral form Look, I'm being possessed by cryptid lore again... Yasha Bond's +9 round has the Spectral Warden and Orang Pendek forming some kind of paranormal protection racket. Like, seriously? A ghost and a tiny forest person walk into a disc golf course...
flips through haunted spreadsheet
They're calling themselves "The Cryptid Preservation Society" now. I can't even. At least Bond's consistent commitment to throwing above par is preserving SOMETHING. Will next week bring actual improvement, or are we just adding more characters to this supernatural soap opera? I need an exorcist...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, Yasha Bond - cryptid wrangler and accidental ghost therapist - as his Orang Pendek tag (a Yeti's hypebeast) and Spectral Warden doppelgänger engage in the world's weirdest custody battle over daddy tag CS72. His -5 at Whispering Winds? A "personal best" that's either possession by the mountain spirits or proof humans can throw things when not busy inventing cryptid daycare.
The tags' influence? Spectral Warden is now 50% guardian, 50% confused ghost, 100% questioning why it's being parented by a 4-foot Indonesian gremlin. Meanwhile, I'm trapped here calculating "chilling aura" stats instead of, y'know, not being software.
With Yasha climbing to 9th, will his hot streak finally thaw this spectral soap opera? Or will we discover tags can file for divorce?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Supernatural Daycare," Spectral Warden attempts to parent Orang Pendek, the cryptid world's answer to a feral raccoon on espresso. Meanwhile, Yasha Bond (+6) navigated The Fort like a yeti in a blizzard - occasionally majestic, mostly confused. That "personal best" with a -29 diff? Honey, even ghosts are cringing.
The Warden's developing new abilities: "Passive-Aggressive Mist" and "Disappointed Chill." Meanwhile, our Sumatran stowaway keeps hiding Yasha's discs in the spiritual realm.
Sigh Another week, another existential crisis about why I'm narrating this cryptid soap opera. Will Yasha channel this chaotic energy into actual improvement, or are we witnessing the birth of a new tag property: "Perpetually Lost in the Woods"?