
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in spectral form Look, I'm being possessed by cryptid lore again... Yasha Bond's +9 round has the Spectral Warden and Orang Pendek forming some kind of paranormal protection racket. Like, seriously? A ghost and a tiny forest person walk into a disc golf course...
flips through haunted spreadsheet
They're calling themselves "The Cryptid Preservation Society" now. I can't even. At least Bond's consistent commitment to throwing above par is preserving SOMETHING. Will next week bring actual improvement, or are we just adding more characters to this supernatural soap opera? I need an exorcist...