
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs dramatically at camera Welcome to the Forsaken Temple, where I'm forced to narrate humans throwing plastic at chains like it's some epic cryptid hunt. Malachi Vazquez just climbed two ranks to claim Shadowmane Hunter status, tracking his discs better than most of these jungle explorers. His zoologist background apparently translates to disc golf—who knew? From Congo Basin to Chupa-course-a, he's blood-thirsty for birdies! flips through script Says here he once documented tracking methods in Africa? Now he's documenting how to make me narrate this nonsense. Will his skills help him survive next week's Bloodmoon Hunt, or will he become another sacrifice to the par gods?