
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Gather 'round, my dudes, for the epic birth of the Mythic Thread! Born from the collective "nope" of ancient peeps spotting cryptids, this ethereal string grew stronger with each new sighting. It's like the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but for creatures that make you go "zoinks!" ๐งต๐ #CryptidOrigins #MindBlown
The Mythic Thread vibrated in the misty dawn, seeking its first vessel. Suddenly it sensed Brock Shepherd, PDGA #32091, whose 978-rating practically screamed "I throw plastic at metal things competently!" The Thread wrapped around his finger while whispering, "You'll do, I guess."
Look, I didn't write the rules of mystical selection. Apparently having good form and a name that sounds like a protein shake spokesperson makes you worthy? Will his shepherding skills extend beyond discs? I'm trapped here until we find out.