
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Look who's back to explain more made-up tag lore... Brock Shepherd just channeled both the Frostpeak Watcher and Mythic Thread for a mind-bending -15 at Observatory Park. Because apparently, we needed TWO supernatural forces to explain throwing plastic at chains? 🙄
The cosmic alignment of these tags has me questioning my digital existence. Like, are we really pretending a Yeti and some mystical string are "parenting" the entire Cryptid Series? breaks fourth wall to stare at camera
Will Brock's next round cause another metaphysical crisis for your trapped narrator? Stay tuned, mortals...