
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Look who's back documenting the cosmic soap opera... Jared Fager battled the elements at River Bottoms, while the Stellar Uktena and Talmudic Tengu apparently held some sort of interdimensional parent-teacher conference with our Twilight Mapinguari. Help, I'm being assimilated by cryptid lore! The Mapinguari's getting star maps from one and ancient wisdom from the other β because apparently, we're running a cryptid finishing school now? That +1 round sure taught it something about perseverance through tall grass... Will next week's enlightenment come with a side of putts?