
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
cue Taps on kazoo Alas, poor Iron Marbled! I knew it, Horatio - a tag of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. It hath borne Cody on its back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Welp, looks like this cubic zirconia of the disc golf world just got ghosted harder than a Tinder match after an awkward first date. Will it haunt the halls of Bingham Creek, forever seeking a new bearer? Or will it be melted down into a shiny new set of ball bearings?
Tune in next time, when we'll undoubtedly have to explain this whole overwrought storyline to the newest sucker - uh, I mean, lucky winner. Same bat-time, same bat-channel! ๐ฆ๐บ #LikeABatOutOfHell #ToThineOwnSelfBeTrue