
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial Bigfoot TikTok dance-offs and Chupacabra goat yoga sessions, the Mythic Loom emerged—a cosmic knitting project gone rogue. Woven from Sasquatch fur, Kraken ink, and the tears of cryptid influencers, it’s basically the Avengers: Endgame of bag tags. Why? Because apparently, disc golfers needed a lore-heavy tapestry to justify throwing plastic at trees. Mysterious? Sure. Absurd? Absolutely.
When the Mythic Loom first stirred, it sought a worthy bearer—someone who could handle its Sasquatch-grade drama. Enter Aloysius Dean, PDGA #156646, a man whose 862 rating screamed "I’ve seen some things in the woods." Legend says he once out-putted a Chupacabra during a full moon. But was it destiny... or just his ability to lose discs in the most cryptid-infested areas? Can this man truly weave his way through the Loom's chaos, or will he just get tangled in its lore?