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Aloysius Dean
#31
Mythic Loom
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Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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#31 Mythic Loom
Aloysius Dean

Aloysius Dean

PDGA Rating 865
Division MA3
Events Played 2
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Mythic Loom

Origin Story

The Mythic Loom is said to have been created by the collective consciousness of all cryptids, a manifestation of their shared history and interconnected destinies. It exists in a realm beyond human comprehension, where the threads of cryptid lore are woven into a vast, ever-expanding tapestry. Each thread represents a different cryptid species, their stories, and their impact on the world, creating a living record of cryptozoological knowledge that spans across time and space.

Properties

The Mythic Loom is an ethereal entity, existing in a state between the physical and spiritual realms. It is composed of shimmering threads of light, each one representing a different cryptid species and their unique lore. The Loom has the ability to manifest in various forms, adapting to the environment and culture of the region it appears in. It is said to possess a form of sentience, capable of communicating with those who are attuned to the cryptid world.

Role

The Mythic Loom serves as the guardian and preserver of cryptid lore, ensuring that the stories and histories of all cryptid species are not lost to time. It acts as a bridge between different cryptid factions, fostering understanding and cooperation among them while maintaining the delicate balance of the cryptid world.

Tag Details

Pool Series B

Tag History

Origin Story