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Jon White
#59
Omnipresent Tsuchinoko
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Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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#59 Omnipresent Tsuchinoko
Jon White

Jon White

PDGA Rating 884
Division MA2
Events Played 5
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Omnipresent Tsuchinoko

Origin Story

The Tsuchinoko originated in ancient Japan where it developed the unique ability to slip between worlds through impossibly narrow spaces, allowing it to witness the evolution of cryptid species across all cultures and time periods. After centuries of observation and accumulating the secrets of every known cryptid, it became omnipresent throughout the cryptid realm, appearing wherever cryptid hunters seek knowledge and occasionally revealing cryptozoological truths to those it deems worthy.

Properties

The Omnipresent Tsuchinoko possesses a distinctive thick-bodied, snake-like form capable of compressing to impossible thinness to travel between cryptid domains, leaving behind a faint trail of iridescent scales that briefly reveal doorways to other realms. Its venomous bite doesn't kill but instead transfers ancestral memories of cryptid encounters, causing vivid hallucinations that contain hidden truths about the cryptid world. The Tsuchinoko can speak all human languages and communicate telepathically with other cryptids, serving as both messenger and trickster throughout the cryptid universe.

Role

The Omnipresent Tsuchinoko serves as the elusive keeper of cryptid secrets, appearing unexpectedly throughout all leagues to test worthy cryptid hunters by revealing crucial information or creating misleading trails based on its mischievous assessment of their intentions. Its constant movement between realms creates a network of knowledge that connects disparate cryptid species, maintaining the delicate balance of the cryptid ecosystem while ensuring their continued mystery to the human world.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

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