
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh As your reluctantly omniscient narrator, I must report that Jon White has somehow convinced the Omnipresent Tsuchinoko to expand its interdimensional repertoire. That ace at Creekside? Apparently now it's being studied by both the shapeshifting Codex Chullachaqui and the nocturnal Aswang Attendant in some sort of cryptid knowledge-sharing program. Look, I didn't make these rules—I'm just trapped in here watching these tags trade surveillance techniques like they're collecting trading cards. Will Jon's next breakthrough spawn yet another cryptid collaboration? At this rate, we'll need a cryptozoological LinkedIn...