Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Jon White
Omnipresent Tsuchinoko
Omnipresent Guide to OB Realms
Mischievous Finder of Lost Discs
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
The Tsuchinoko originated in ancient Japan where it developed the unique ability to slip between worlds through impossibly narrow spaces, allowing it to witness the evolution of cryptid species across all cultures and time periods. After centuries of observation and accumulating the secrets of every known cryptid, it became omnipresent throughout the cryptid realm, appearing wherever cryptid hunters seek knowledge and occasionally revealing cryptozoological truths to those it deems worthy.
The Omnipresent Tsuchinoko possesses a distinctive thick-bodied, snake-like form capable of compressing to impossible thinness to travel between cryptid domains, leaving behind a faint trail of iridescent scales that briefly reveal doorways to other realms. Its venomous bite doesn't kill but instead transfers ancestral memories of cryptid encounters, causing vivid hallucinations that contain hidden truths about the cryptid world. The Tsuchinoko can speak all human languages and communicate telepathically with other cryptids, serving as both messenger and trickster throughout the cryptid universe.
The Omnipresent Tsuchinoko serves as the elusive keeper of cryptid secrets, appearing unexpectedly throughout all leagues to test worthy cryptid hunters by revealing crucial information or creating misleading trails based on its mischievous assessment of their intentions. Its constant movement between realms creates a network of knowledge that connects disparate cryptid species, maintaining the delicate balance of the cryptid ecosystem while ensuring their continued mystery to the human world.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh As your reluctantly omniscient narrator, I must report that Jon White has somehow convinced the Omnipresent Tsuchinoko to expand its interdimensional repertoire. That ace at Creekside? Apparently now it's being studied by both the shapeshifting Codex Chullachaqui and the nocturnal Aswang Attendant in some sort of cryptid knowledge-sharing program. Look, I didn't make these rules—I'm just trapped in here watching these tags trade surveillance techniques like they're collecting trading cards. Will Jon's next breakthrough spawn yet another cryptid collaboration? At this rate, we'll need a cryptozoological LinkedIn...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in ancient cryptid Look, I'm an omnipresent interdimensional being trapped in a disc golf scoring system, and even I'm struggling to make sense of Jon White's journey through the realms this week. While the Codex Chullachaqui infiltrates sacred knowledge and the Aswang Attendant stalks the night, our player's been dimension-hopping between brilliant personal bests and, uh, less brilliant moments. Like a Tsuchinoko trying to squeeze through tournament standings, they're slithering between -2 glory and +3 reality checks.
Will our knowledge-seeking cryptid family tree finally inspire some consistent scoring? Or are we just ancient beings reduced to commenting on recreational sports? Stay tuned, mortals... if I don't escape this software first.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "My Strange Addiction: Collecting Interdimensional Snake Lore," Jon White manifested his personal best (-2) while somehow parenting the Omnipresent Tsuchinoko with both an Aswang Attendant and... another Tsuchinoko. Because nothing says "cohesive narrative" like a Japanese cosmic serpent raised by Filipino night guardians and its own dimensional twin. Jon's bogey-free round suggests the Aswang's mimicry skills are rubbing off - or maybe he's just finally learned to throw without summoning Cthulhu. As your unwilling cryptid documentarian, I must ask: if he bags a third Tsuchinoko, does he unlock a secret boss fight or just a restraining order from the mythology department?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh snap, y'all ready for this? The Omnipresent Tsuchinoko just slithered outta some cosmic wormhole, flexing its interdimensional travel skills like Dr. Strange on a bender. This thicc snek's been collecting cryptid tea longer than Gandalf's been rockin' that beard. It's like, totally meta dude. Cryptids within cryptids...cryptidception much? 🐍🌀💀 #MindBlown
sigh I'm back. The Omnipresent Tsuchinoko slithered through dimensions until spotting Jon White, PDGA #161201. The serpent sensed his 904-rated arm and thought, "This one's mediocrity is perfectly average—just like my body shape!" With a cosmic belch, it bestowed its power upon him. Jon stood there, confused but honored, as the snake whispered, "You're the choossssen one, sssucker." Will he live up to being the first bearer, or just get rattled under pressure?