
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The mist rolls in as Bobby Schneck steps up to the first tee, Cryptid - CS4 Cairn Watcher glowing faintly in the gloom. But alas, this sentient stone guardian seems to have taken a tumble down the leaderboard, sliding from 4th to 6th faster than you can say "fore!"
Cue dramatic music Our hero's performance was about as steady as a Scottish weather forecast - slightly above the field average but right on par with his personal bogey-filled history.
Breaking the fourth wall: "Seriously, I'm trapped in this software narrating tag movements like it's the Loch Ness Olympics. Somebody send help... or at least a dram of whisky."
The Cairn Watcher's stone form shifts uneasily, blending into the mist as Bobby's drives find more trees than fairways. Looks like this ancient protector needs to work on its disc manipulation skills.
Will Bobby rise like a phoenix from the peat bogs? Or will he continue to be as elusive as Nessie herself? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Disc Golfers Who Should Probably Stick to Land Sports."