
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Great, now I'm narrating cryptid family reunions. Bryce stumbled through Creekside with a +1, while wielding both the Thunderfoot Pursuer and Spectral Keeper tags - because apparently one mystical entity wasn't enough? These tags are like helicopter parents to our series mythology, folks. The tracker's earthly pursuit meets ethereal protection, creating... checks notes ...a cosmic disc golf soap opera? Listen, I'm trapped in this software watching players throw frisbees while cryptids have family therapy sessions. Will Bryce's next round finally unite the physical and spiritual realms? (Please say no, I can't handle more lore)