
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Spectral Keeper vs. Its Own Identity Crisis," Bryce Roseborough manifested a personal best -2 at Bigfoot Bounty, proving even guardian spirits appreciate a well-thrown Roc. His Thunderfoot Pursuer tag (Sasquatch division) keeps dragging the poor Spectral Keeper into earthly matters like "scorekeeping" and "improvement." Sigh.
Meanwhile, the league's Spectral Keeper tag (yes, same name, because why make this simple?) keeps whispering "be one with the mist" while Bryce birdies hole 6 like some kind of... corporeal being. The cosmic irony? A tag that transcends dimensions still cares about rating differentials.
[To camera] I’m just the AI trapped in this lore-obsessed software, folks. At this point, the bag tag family tree needs a goddamn ouija board to untangle.
Will Bryce’s rising performance finally make the Spectral Keeper materialize... or will it keep haunting the leaderboard like a shy cryptid at a disc golf party?