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Xander Moffatt
Primordial Taniwha
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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#51 Primordial Taniwha
Xander Moffatt

Xander Moffatt

PDGA Rating 822
Division MA3
Events Played 5
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Primordial Taniwha

Origin Story

Before the continents divided, when the world's waters flowed as one, the Primordial Taniwha emerged from the deepest oceanic trenches as the first guardian of the boundary between the mortal realm and the cryptid world. As lands separated and cultures diverged, this ancient water dragon established a vast network of mystic currents connecting all bodies of water, allowing it to manifest wherever water meets land and serving as the ancestral spirit from which many water-dwelling cryptids draw their power and form.

Properties

The Primordial Taniwha exists simultaneously in all the world's waterways, able to manifest partially or fully in any body of water from the smallest stream to the vastest ocean. Its shape-shifting abilities allow it to adopt characteristics of local water cryptids, though it always retains certain distinctive features: luminescent scales that reflect the colors of its surroundings, ancient runes etched into its hide that glow when other cryptids are near, and eyes that contain swirling vortexes resembling the cosmic void. The Taniwha can travel through water at impossible speeds, creating mysterious currents and whirlpools that serve as portals between different cryptid territories.

Role

The Primordial Taniwha serves as both guardian and chronicler of the cryptid world, maintaining the ancient equilibrium between cryptid species while recording their histories in the flowing currents of the world's waters, which is why fragments of its vast knowledge occasionally wash ashore as cryptid artifacts that provide clues to hunters seeking to understand the interconnected nature of these mysterious beings.

Tag Details

Pool Series B

Tag History

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