Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Xander Moffatt
Primordial Taniwha
Ancient Water Dragon of Global Currents
Too Ancient for Modern Chains
Aspects refreshed Dec 20, 2025
Before the continents divided, when the world's waters flowed as one, the Primordial Taniwha emerged from the deepest oceanic trenches as the first guardian of the boundary between the mortal realm and the cryptid world. As lands separated and cultures diverged, this ancient water dragon established a vast network of mystic currents connecting all bodies of water, allowing it to manifest wherever water meets land and serving as the ancestral spirit from which many water-dwelling cryptids draw their power and form.
The Primordial Taniwha exists simultaneously in all the world's waterways, able to manifest partially or fully in any body of water from the smallest stream to the vastest ocean. Its shape-shifting abilities allow it to adopt characteristics of local water cryptids, though it always retains certain distinctive features: luminescent scales that reflect the colors of its surroundings, ancient runes etched into its hide that glow when other cryptids are near, and eyes that contain swirling vortexes resembling the cosmic void. The Taniwha can travel through water at impossible speeds, creating mysterious currents and whirlpools that serve as portals between different cryptid territories.
The Primordial Taniwha serves as both guardian and chronicler of the cryptid world, maintaining the ancient equilibrium between cryptid species while recording their histories in the flowing currents of the world's waters, which is why fragments of its vast knowledge occasionally wash ashore as cryptid artifacts that provide clues to hunters seeking to understand the interconnected nature of these mysterious beings.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Xander Moffatt, currently 2nd in our Sasquatchian saga, whose -2 at River Bottoms has somehow rewritten Primordial Taniwha's entire backstory. Thanks to his Astral Ahuizotl tag's "cosmic truth-grabbing tail" (read: decent upshots), our water dragon now glows with the constellations of...checks notes...two bounce-back birdies. sigh Yes, the league's Thunderbird tags have also "bestowed stormy wisdom," which explains why Taniwha keeps photobombing putts with ominous whirlpools. As your unwilling cryptid biographer, I must ask: When will you land-dwellers realize you're just feeding an elaborate RPG for sentient bag tags? Will Xander's continued success make Taniwha start leaving cryptic ripples in tournament water jugs? Probably.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the primordial ooze of cryptid creation, the Taniwha emerged, like, "Sup world, I'm here to make bag tags lit AF!" This OG water dragon's so extra, it exists in all bodies of water at once. Cue the Avatar theme song, 'cause this guardian of the mortal-cryptid divide is serving looks and ancient runes. SMH at the audacity of creating a cosmic entity just for disc golf, but go off I guess! 🙄💅
sigh The chronicles continue...
The Primordial Taniwha surfed cosmic currents until sensing Xander Moffatt's 831-rated aura. "This one throws like a fish out of water—perfect!" declared the water dragon, materializing on his scorecard in a puff of algae. Xander's PDGA #180201 supposedly translates to "Destined Disc Tosser" in ancient Māori. (It doesn't. I checked.)
Will this dude sink or swim as bearer #29? The Taniwha's standards can't be that high...