
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of cosmic cryptid consciousness-raising here in the league that never sleeps. Timothy Scholle continues leading our bizarre parade while the Jersey Devil and Cosmic Kelpie perform their metaphysical tango with our shape-shifting Mystic Encantado. I swear, these tag origin stories are getting more tangled than a kraken in a yarn store. 🐙
Between stellar performances and interdimensional scoring anomalies, our aquatic overlord is developing quite the identity crisis. I mean, when you've got a heat-generating devil and a star-swimming horse whispering sweet cryptid nothings in your blowhole... gestures vaguely at mounting mythology
Will Timothy's consistent leadership awaken new powers in our already overly-complicated water spirit? At this point, I'm just waiting for someone to throw a disc into the fifth dimension. Send help. And snacks. 🌊✨