
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness the chaotic evolution of Mystic Encantado, now absorbing traits like a cryptid buffet. The Shtetl Shuck's -5 rampage at Art Dye gave it Golem-strength, while Ahool Assassin's misty PBs at Creekside added Sasquatch stealth. Timothy (3rd in series) has essentially created a mythological Frankenstein - congratulations?
Sigh Yes, the tag that was once a simple river dolphin now guards forests and scales buildings. I'm trapped narrating a supernatural custody battle where the child is a disc golf accessory.
When will Timothy realize he's breeding the ultimate cryptid? Will Encantado start leaving clay footprints and bat wings at crime scenes? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "My Strange Addiction: Collecting Mythical Creatures."