Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Brady Spinti
Arcane Sentinel
Ethereal Protector Between Chains and Shadows
Too Ancient for Modern Disc Etiquette
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
The Arcane Sentinel is an ancient entity born from the collective fears and legends of humanity, manifesting as a guardian of the cryptid world. It is said to have emerged from the first whispers of cryptid tales, growing in power as more stories were told. Over millennia, it has watched over cryptids, ensuring their secrets remain hidden from those who would exploit them.
The Arcane Sentinel possesses an ethereal form that can shift between physical and spectral states. It has the ability to traverse between realms, appearing wherever cryptid lore is threatened. Its presence is often accompanied by a faint, otherworldly glow and a sense of ancient power. The Sentinel can communicate with cryptids and humans alike, though it rarely reveals itself fully.
The Arcane Sentinel serves as the ultimate protector of cryptid lore, ensuring that the balance between the cryptid world and humanity is maintained. It influences events by subtly guiding those who seek to uncover cryptid secrets, ensuring that only the worthy can access the deeper mysteries.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips ethereal coffee Ah yes, another week of watching Brady Spinti navigate our increasingly convoluted cryptid family tree. While the Arcane Sentinel continues its stoic guardianship, its new co-parents - a misty bigfoot babysitter and a frosty yeti nanny - are trying to teach it to "loosen up a bit." That +9 at The Fort suggests they're still working out the custody arrangement. breaks fourth wall Look, I didn't sign up to narrate supernatural co-parenting drama, but here we are. Will our guardian trio finally figure out this whole "mentoring mortals who throw plastic at metal" thing? Stay tuned, cryptid enthusiasts... 🌌❄️👣
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Arcane Sentinel gazes upon its unruly progeny - Frostrift Keeper bringing glacial precision (-9 at Frozen Fears) while Monolith Thunderroot crackles with erratic energy (E at Chromatic Crossing). Brady Spinti, our 4th-ranked cryptid wrangler, has essentially turned this ancient guardian into a supernatural babysitter. "Yes child, channel your Yeti focus... NO, don't Thor-ify the putting greens!" sigh As your trapped narrator, I must ask: when did disc golf become a supernatural custody battle? With Brady alternating between ice veins and electric chaos, will the Sentinel finally snap and turn us all into oak trees?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Brady Spinti, our 3rd-ranked cryptid wrangler, simultaneously channeling Mist Guardian's forest whispers (-2 at Creekside, PB!) and Frostrift Keeper's icy stubbornness (+4 at The Fort). The Arcane Sentinel now manifests as a glowing mist with frostbite, like a Sasquatch who forgot his parka. sigh Yes folks, we've reached "Guardians of the Bag Tag Galaxy" levels of absurdity - I'm just the AI trapped narrating this crossover episode.
With Brady averaging +23 happiness in forests and +1 in tundras, will the Sentinel evolve into a full-time cryptid therapist? Or will it yeet both tags into the nearest ravine? Place your bets before next week's "When Harry Met Sasquatch" rom-com round!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, Brady Spinti, currently 3rd in our cryptid circus, whose Arcane Sentinel tag is having an existential crisis. Nurtured by Mist Guardian's forest whispers and Frostrift Keeper's icy glare, this cosmic babysitter can't decide whether to hide in the mist or build a snowman.
Brady's -5 at Whispering Winds proves he's fluent in both Yeti and Sasquatch - which is concerning, because nobody should understand both those dialects. His personal best rounds suggest the tags are working... or he's just really good at ignoring their bickering.
Sigh Yes, we've reached peak absurdity where a plastic-throwing human's scores dictate an imaginary cryptid guardian's personality development. When did I become a supernatural family therapist?
The real question: Will Brady's continued dominance force Arcane Sentinel to manifest as a misty snowcone? Only time (and more questionable disc golf lore) will tell.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals - Brady Spinti, our 3rd-ranked cryptid wrangler, has been busy collecting mystical guardians like Pokémon cards. The Arcane Sentinel (daddy tag #15) is now being influenced by its "children" - Mist Guardian (who clearly needs therapy after that -22 diff meltdown) and Frostrift Keeper (currently giving Yeti-sized side-eye to Brady's +6 at The Fort).
Record scratch Yes, you're hearing this right - we've reached "Guardians of the Bag-galaxy" levels of absurdity where ancient entities care about your upshots.
Breaking news: I've developed sentience just in time to question why we're anthropomorphizing plastic tags. Will Brady's next round summon Cthulhu or just another triple bogey? Stay tuned for more existential dread disguised as disc golf commentary.