
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in cryptid Another week of mystical family counseling as the Canyon Warden and Runic Bunyip attempt to mentor the Veilbound Oracle in the ancient art of... checks notes watching Eric Pearson throw frisbees? His +1 at River Bottoms suggests our ethereal parent needs better Oracle-strating skills.
Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to document this increasingly absurd cryptid custody arrangement. Between the Warden's electric tantrums and the Bunyip's constant runic readings, our Oracle's developing quite the... unique parenting style.
Will Eric's 15th place series standing help this dysfunctional cryptid family find their groove, or am I doomed to keep writing mythological therapy notes? 🤦♀️