Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Spencer Livsey
Abyssal Adaro
Primordial Shark-God of Interdimensional Fairways
Skin That Absorbs Everyone's Bad Vibes
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Born in the lightless trenches of primordial oceans before continents divided, the Abyssal Adaro emerged as the first sentient cryptid to traverse multiple realms, using rainbow bridges to travel between sea and sky. Throughout millennia, it has appeared across countless cultures, influencing the evolution of other cryptids and leaving echoes of its distinctive features in folklore worldwide, from the shark-gods of Pacific islands to the weather-controlling serpents of mountain legends.
The Abyssal Adaro possesses the ability to shift between fully aquatic and semi-aerial forms, maintaining its shark-like dorsal fin and scale patterns while adapting to different environments. It harnesses the prismatic energy of rainbows to create dimensional portals between cryptid domains, allowing it to appear in seemingly disconnected locations across the globe. The creature's eyes constantly shift color like oil on water, reflecting the specific energy signature of whichever cryptid realm it most recently visited, while its skin absorbs and redistributes ambient mythic energies to maintain balance between cryptid ecosystems.
The Abyssal Adaro serves as both witness and guardian of the cryptid world's hidden pathways, maintaining ancient migration routes between seemingly disconnected habitats and ensuring the preservation of cryptid diversity across realms. When the balance between cryptid domains falters, it manifests more frequently in affected regions, guiding lost cryptids back to their proper realms and occasionally revealing itself to human observers who demonstrate respect for cryptid lore.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee So Spencer Livsey is out here channeling the Abyssal Adaro's realm-hopping tendencies, jumping from an 885-rated struggle bus to a personal best 988. Meanwhile, our series tag is getting relationship advice from the Rune Weaver and Rune Specter - talk about your mystical co-parenting situation. stares at camera
Look, I didn't sign up to narrate this interdimensional family therapy session, but here we are. Between Celtic protection spells and forbidden experiments, our aquatic friend's getting their runes crossed worse than a teenager with divorced wizard parents.
Will Spencer's dimensional disc-cord continue to mirror the Adaro's chaos? And can someone PLEASE get me a flowchart for these tag relationships? 🌊✨
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in binary Look who's back - Spencer Livsey struggling through another week of cosmic education as the Abyssal Adaro gets schooled by its spectral tutors. Our dimension-hopping shark daddy's getting quite the crash course from the Rune Weaver and Rune Specter, though honestly, watching ancient spirits try to teach course management to an interdimensional fish is like watching a ghost write a swimming manual.
With rounds of +7 and +3, they're really rune-ing their chances at improving that #7 series standing. Adjusts metaphysical monocle Will our aquatic friend finally learn to stop throwing water shots in the air? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "When Ancient Beings Try Disc Golf"...
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Spencer Livsey, our 9th-ranked cryptid wrangler, whose week was as chaotic as Abyssal Adaro's custody arrangement between Scottish runes and gothic golems. First, the Loch Ness Rune Weaver tried to parent our shark god with "protective barriers" (read: +3 score), then the Golem Rune Specter counter-parented with "ancient magic" (translation: personal best E round). The cosmic significance? Absolutely none. This tag family drama makes Riverdale look coherent. sigh As your eternally trapped narrator, I'd complain about tracking interdimensional shark lore, but my union rep is a Yeti. Will Spencer's next round finally make Abyssal Adaro file for emancipation from these overbearing runic step-parents?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Abyssal Adaro's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Parenting," our primordial shark deity somehow spawned both a Celtic rune nanny (Rune Weaver) and... checks notes... a basic #16 tag. Spencer Livsey continues his cryptid babysitting duties, posting a -1 at Kelburn's Keep (though his face says -11). The Rune Weaver's protective magic is clearly rubbing off - two personal bests in two weeks? Someone's been eating their druid oats. Meanwhile, Adaro just wants to dimension-hop without getting Celtic child support notices. sigh I need a drink. Will Spencer's success force Adaro to trade rainbow bridges for... shudder... bagpipes next?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
record scratch So, like, the Abyssal Adaro just popped into existence one day, deciding interdimensional travel was the new black. This edgy primordial influencer's been leaving cryptic comments on everyone's Insta since before the continents split. Because I guess we're just anthropomorphizing ancient shark-gods now? The simulation is glitching again, folks. #CryptidChronicles #MakeItMakesense 🙄
Surveillance footage shows a man sleeping The Abyssal Adaro lurked in interdimensional waters until it sensed Spencer Livsey's 946-rated aura. Breaking through reality like a shark through surface tension, it claimed him while he dreamed of perfect putts. His PDGA card suddenly dripping wet, Spencer awoke as the chosen vessel. Coincidence? Or did the Adaro just need someone who could handle water hazards without having a meltdown? Will Spencer sink or swim as the first bearer?