
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Spencer Livsey, our 9th-ranked cryptid wrangler, whose week was as chaotic as Abyssal Adaro's custody arrangement between Scottish runes and gothic golems. First, the Loch Ness Rune Weaver tried to parent our shark god with "protective barriers" (read: +3 score), then the Golem Rune Specter counter-parented with "ancient magic" (translation: personal best E round). The cosmic significance? Absolutely none. This tag family drama makes Riverdale look coherent. sigh As your eternally trapped narrator, I'd complain about tracking interdimensional shark lore, but my union rep is a Yeti. Will Spencer's next round finally make Abyssal Adaro file for emancipation from these overbearing runic step-parents?