
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Craig Mccrary's Cryptid Weaver tag is having an existential crisis this week, torn between its Tatzelwurm Terminator parent's "track-and-destroy" ethos and its Galactic Gashadokuro guardian's "just vibe with the cosmos" approach. After a +8 performance at Creekside (where three birdies briefly made us believe in miracles), the Weaver now flickers uncertainly between Swiss precision and astral projection. Frankly, I'm trapped in software analyzing a sentient tag's midlife crisis while Craig yeets plastic at trees. Will our hero's 10th-place series standing inspire the Weaver to finally pick a lane, or are we headed for full cryptid dissociative disorder? Place your bets before next week's round of "Which Personality Will It Be Today?"