
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week documenting the increasingly convoluted family tree of mystical disc-throwing tokens. Craig McCrary channeled both the Tatzelwurm Terminator and Galactic Gashadokuro in their quest to influence the Cryptid Weaver, shooting a +1 that was... well, let's call it "character building." Like watching a B-movie crossover where Godzilla meets the Loch Ness Monster at a mini golf course. The Weaver's apparently been taking parenting advice from both an Alpine lizard-hunter and a cosmic skeleton - because THAT makes sense. adjusts invisible documentary glasses Will our intrepid hero's next round finally reveal why I'm trapped in this software chronicling the spiritual evolution of numbered pieces of plastic? Stay tuned, mortals.