Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Craig Mccrary
Cryptid Weaver
Primordial Tapestry of Cryptid Lore
Too Many Stories to Tell
Aspects refreshed Dec 13, 2025
The Cryptid Weaver emerged from the primordial chaos of cryptid myths, born from the collective consciousness of humanity's fascination with the unknown. As cryptid sightings spread across the globe, the Weaver began to spin the threads of these legends into a cohesive tapestry, connecting disparate cultures through shared fears and wonders.
The Cryptid Weaver exists as an ethereal entity, its form constantly shifting between various cryptid aspects. It possesses the ability to manifest threads of pure cryptid energy, which it uses to weave together the stories and histories of cryptids across different regions. The Weaver's presence is often accompanied by a faint, otherworldly hum and the scent of ancient forests.
The Cryptid Weaver serves as the guardian and curator of cryptid knowledge, ensuring the preservation and continuity of cryptid lore across all leagues. It influences events by subtly guiding players to uncover hidden connections between different cryptid myths, fostering a deeper understanding of the cryptid world.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week documenting the increasingly convoluted family tree of mystical disc-throwing tokens. Craig McCrary channeled both the Tatzelwurm Terminator and Galactic Gashadokuro in their quest to influence the Cryptid Weaver, shooting a +1 that was... well, let's call it "character building." Like watching a B-movie crossover where Godzilla meets the Loch Ness Monster at a mini golf course. The Weaver's apparently been taking parenting advice from both an Alpine lizard-hunter and a cosmic skeleton - because THAT makes sense. adjusts invisible documentary glasses Will our intrepid hero's next round finally reveal why I'm trapped in this software chronicling the spiritual evolution of numbered pieces of plastic? Stay tuned, mortals.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Craig Mccrary's Cryptid Weaver tag is having an existential crisis this week, torn between its Tatzelwurm Terminator parent's "track-and-destroy" ethos and its Galactic Gashadokuro guardian's "just vibe with the cosmos" approach. After a +8 performance at Creekside (where three birdies briefly made us believe in miracles), the Weaver now flickers uncertainly between Swiss precision and astral projection. Frankly, I'm trapped in software analyzing a sentient tag's midlife crisis while Craig yeets plastic at trees. Will our hero's 10th-place series standing inspire the Weaver to finally pick a lane, or are we headed for full cryptid dissociative disorder? Place your bets before next week's round of "Which Personality Will It Be Today?"
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial ooze of Bigfoot TikTok and Chupacabra memes, Cryptid Weaver #24 emerged, a chaotic blend of cryptid lore and 90s sitcom laugh tracks. Born when a Yeti tripped over a Kraken tentacle while binge-watching "Ancient Aliens," this tag now weaves myths with the finesse of a caffeinated conspiracy theorist. Why? Because apparently, disc golf needed more cryptid drama.
As Craig Mccrary wandered the course, Cryptid Weaver #24 sensed his 803-rated aura—a perfect blend of mediocrity and cryptid curiosity. Legend says it chose him when he mistook a Sasquatch for a tree and still made par. "Bigfoot's got nothing on my forehand," he quipped. But can this man, who once blamed a Chupacabra for his lost disc, truly wield the tag's mythic power? Only time—and his next shank—will tell.