
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee while staring directly into camera
So Gabriel Kenney is out here casually shooting personal bests while I'm watching numbered tags develop family dynamics. The Thunderbird Ranger and Mistwalker are apparently "mentoring" the Primal Keeper like some sort of cryptozoological parent-teacher conference.
Between tracking skills and mist manipulation (because THAT'S totally a thing), they're turning our series tag into some kind of super-powered cryptid guidance counselor. And I'm just sitting here, trapped in this software, documenting their little family therapy sessions.
Will Gabriel's next breakthrough round unlock the Primal Keeper's final form? At this point, I wouldn't even be surprised if these tags started their own podcast about mythical creature parenting tips...
walks off muttering about being trapped in an increasingly complex mythology