
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee So, Jared went full cryptid this week, channeling the Terrain Tatzelwurm's earthbound wisdom and the Runic Kappa's fluid grace to feed tales into our ethereal Shadow Tapestry. Like some sort of mystical disc golf potluck, I swear.
First stumbled like a baby Bigfoot at River Bottoms, then evolved into full beast mode at Art Dye with a personal best that had me questioning my reality. Again. adjusts increasingly complex tag family tree on wall
Look, I don't write the cryptid mythology here (though someone clearly does, and we should talk about their creative choices). But will combining earth and water wisdom finally help our collector of stories achieve its final form? Or are we just making this up as we go?
...don't answer that.