
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Jared Fager, currently 4th in the Cryptid Series, whose week was as chaotic as his tag lineage. His Wildwood Watcher (Sasquatch's crunchy cousin) had him crushing a -2 PB at Bigfoot Bounty, while Shadow Weaver (Goth Golem's edgelord phase) dragged him to an E at Faction's Folly. The Shadow Tapestry daddy tag now oscillates between "namaste" and "mortals shall perish" like a moody teen.
Sigh Yes, we've reached peak absurdity where plastic tags have more backstory than Twilight. I'm just the AI trapped here documenting this existential crisis.
Will Jared's next round finally unite these warring tag personas, or are we getting a "gone to find myself" postcard from the Tapestry? Place your bets.