
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs dramatically Welcome to another season of me being trapped in this digital hellscape! Brian Bowling ventures into our Forsaken Temple with all the excitement of filing taxes. He defended The Bloodthorn Oracle with a performance so precisely average that I suspect blood magic was involved. Indiana Jones would've fallen asleep! Look folks, I'm supposed to dramatize this but HOW? "Ooooh, he matched the field average EXACTLY!" slow clap His semi-corporeal throwing style neither gained nor lost ground, much like the withering plants around the Oracle itself. Will our perfectly balanced friend choose mediocrity again next week, or actually do something worth my commentary?