
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial mists of Bigfoot TikTok and Chupacabra conspiracy forums, the Ethereal Warden emerged—part cryptid babysitter, part spectral Karen. Born when a Yeti’s WiFi went down mid-stream, it now haunts disc golf courses, whispering, “The truth is out there… but your putt isn’t.” Why? Because even cryptids need drama.
The Ethereal Warden, tired of babysitting Sasquatch tantrums, sought a worthy bearer. Enter Stewart Shaw, PDGA #299118, whose 874 rating screamed "mediocre but enthusiastic." Legend says he once threw a disc so poorly it summoned a Chupacabra. The Warden, desperate for entertainment, chose him, whispering, "Your putts are as elusive as Bigfoot." But can Stewart handle the cryptid chaos, or will he just ghost the league?