
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
yawns Well, well, well, looks like our ol' pal Zinc Craggy pulled a Houdini and vanished into the crystalline ether! Malachi was last seen with this thoroughly average tag, but alas, they ghosted the league harder than a Tinder match. 👻
In a shocking twist that surprised absolutely no one, this "meh" medallion is now up for grabs! Will some hapless soul claim this metallic mediocrity, or will it gather dust like the lost Ark of the Covenant?
dramatically The echoes of apathy reverberate through the caverns of Bingham Creek...
shrugs But hey, at least we can finally stop pretending to care about this tag's "epic journey," am I right? 😉 #ZincWho? #NotAllThatGlitters