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Brett Buttars
Primordial Mesh
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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#74 Primordial Mesh
Brett Buttars

Brett Buttars

PDGA Rating 900
Division MP50
Events Played 8
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Primordial Mesh

Origin Story

The Primordial Mesh emerged from the first whispers of cryptid legends, woven from the collective fears and imaginations of ancient civilizations. As each new cryptid tale was told across different cultures, the Mesh grew stronger, becoming a living tapestry that connects all cryptid lore. It is said to reside in the space between reality and myth, where it continues to absorb and preserve every cryptid encounter.

Properties

The Primordial Mesh exists as an ethereal, ever-shifting network of glowing threads that pulse with ancient energy. These threads can manifest physical properties when needed, becoming as strong as steel or as flexible as silk. The Mesh can project holographic representations of cryptid encounters and adapt its form to interact with different environments. It possesses an innate ability to detect and record cryptid activity across all regions.

Role

The Primordial Mesh serves as the ultimate repository and guardian of cryptid knowledge, connecting all leagues through its vast network of information. It influences events by subtly guiding cryptid encounters and preserving the balance between cryptids and human awareness.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

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