
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Brett Buttars, our cryptid custodian, whose Primordial Mesh tag is currently being pulled between Skunk Apeβs swampy swagger (-2 at Creekside, +23 diff glow-up) and Frostveil Mysticβs icy indifference (+4 at The Fort, barely positive diff). The Mesh now flickers between "Florida Man" and "Yeti Yoga Instructor" like a glitchy cryptid TikTok.
Sigh Yes, Iβm forced to narrate this interdimensional custody battle between a stinky ape and a snow ghost. Their "co-parenting" has given the Mesh the personality of a Wikipedia page edited by raccoons.
But credit where due: 84 series points and 6 events played proves Brett commits to the bit harder than a Bigfoot hunter with a blurry camera.
Will our heroβs next round finally make the Mesh choose between swamp gas and mountain sage? Or are we destined for more cryptid-cousin drama?