
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh The Primordial Mesh grows more tangled by the week... Brett Buttars stumbled through the Fort at +9, causing the Frostveil Mystic and Skunk Ape to bicker like divorced parents over custody of the cosmic weave. Look, I didn't sign up to narrate cryptid family therapy, but here we are. Third in the series with 144 points, Brett's got these supernatural beings meshing around with destiny while I'm stuck documenting their dysfunctional family reunion. Will next week's performance finally convince the Primordial Mesh to seek professional help? π§ββοΈβ¨