
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the cosmic void where Wi-Fi signals go to die, Void Warden emerged—part cryptid bouncer, part interdimensional Karen. Born when a Sasquatch, Yeti, and Chupacabra got into a bar fight over the last PBR, it now patrols the cryptid realms, muttering, "This isn't even my final form." Why? Because someone had to keep these furballs in line.
When Brady Carey (PDGA #263824, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Yeti") stumbled upon Void Warden, it wasn’t fate—it was a cosmic prank. The tag, sensing his ability to lose discs in plain sight, declared, “You’re my guy.” Now, armed with a 837 rating and questionable aim, Brady guards the cryptid realms. But can he handle the pressure, or will he just warden off into the woods again?