
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in ancient runes Look who's back - Aaron Detterer wielding the Lore Shepherd tag while its "children" argue over whether to speak in Celtic whispers or Norse thunderclaps. His +1 round included an ace that had both the Highland Sentinel and Thunderbird Sage doing proud papa dances in their respective realms. And yes, I'm now apparently narrating supernatural family therapy sessions. The Shepherd's trying to maintain order, but with these mixed-mythology offspring, it's like herding cryptids with a pool noodle. Will next week's round force me to add interpretive dance to my job description? 🤦♀️