
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Primal Nexus, born when a Sasquatch stepped on a Lego in the primordial forest. Its anguished roar echoed through dimensions, birthing this tag as a cosmic WiFi hotspot connecting all cryptids. Now it vibes like the Upside Down, but with more Bigfoot TikToks. Why? Because apparently disc golf needed a cryptid multiverse. Sure, Jan.
When Samuel Smith (PDGA #288764, aka "The Sasquatch Whisperer") stumbled upon Primal Nexus, he was mid-putt, wearing socks with sandalsโa fashion crime even Bigfoot wouldnโt commit. The tag, sensing his 734-rated aura, chose him as its first bearer, perhaps mistaking his awkward shuffle for a cryptid mating dance. Now, armed with Primal Nexus, Samuel roams the woods, leaving behind only cryptic footprints and a faint smell of Axe body spray. But can he handle the tagโs power, or will he get squatched?