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Samuel Smith
#91
Primal Nexus
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Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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#91 Primal Nexus
Samuel Smith

Samuel Smith

PDGA Rating 734
Division MA4
Events Played 8
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Primal Nexus

Origin Story

The Primal Nexus is an ancient entity that predates recorded history, believed to have emerged from the primordial chaos that birthed the first cryptids. It exists as a living repository of cryptid knowledge, connecting all cryptid species and their lore across time and space. The Nexus is said to have been created by the collective consciousness of the first cryptids, forming a bridge between the physical and spiritual realms.

Properties

The Primal Nexus is an ethereal entity that exists simultaneously in multiple dimensions, allowing it to observe and influence cryptid activities across the globe. It possesses the ability to manifest in various forms, adapting to the environment and culture of the region it inhabits. The Nexus is impervious to physical harm and can manipulate the energies of the cryptid realm, making it a formidable force in the cryptid world.

Role

The Primal Nexus serves as the guardian and preserver of cryptid lore, ensuring that the knowledge and stories of cryptids are not lost to time. It acts as a unifying force, connecting the diverse leagues and regions through the shared history and mythology of cryptids.

Tag Details

Series Cryptid Series
Pool Series B

Tag History

Samuel Smith
Samuel Smith
Week 0
21 days ago
Origin Story
2 months ago