A wild cackle echoes through the crystalline chambers as Jasper 'Gold-Eye' McGillicutty adjusts his headlamp
By the singing crystals themselves, would you look at what we've unearthed today! Tag #4 'Brass Striated' has found itself a new bearer in young Scott, though the path wasn't as straight as a quartz vein, if you catch my drift! That -4 might seem like fool's gold compared to the usual -6 motherlode, but let me tell you something I learned in the deep tunnels - sometimes the most precious finds come from the most challenging digs!
Holds tag up to the light, watching it shimmer
Six points below rating? Ha! That's just like that time I found a diamond vein running counter to all known formations - sometimes the greatest treasures defy our expectations! While others struggled through the snow like lost prospectors (+2.9 average), Scott carved out four strokes under par like a seasoned crystal hunter.
Those THREE bounce-back recoveries? That's the kind of resilience we learned about in the Echo Chamber, where every mistake teaches you twice as much as success!
Whispers conspiratorially
Mark my words, fellow seekers - this partnership between Scott and 'Brass Striated' has the makings of something special. Just like those singing crystals showed me back in '82, sometimes the path to glory ain't the one you expected!
Disappears back into the crystal caves, muttering about flight paths and formation angles
