
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Mythic Weave shudders as its adopted children - Skvader Sage (the overeducated bunny-bird) and Storm Shepherd (Scotland's angriest weather sheep) - bicker over Kieran's soul. This week's tale: one glorious -12 where he channeled Thor, followed by a -5 that screamed "midlife crisis Viking." The cosmic tapestry now features Kieran's face woven between runes and storm clouds, because apparently disc golf scores dictate universal balance. sigh As your trapped narrator, I'd question this lore... if I hadn't seen Skvader Sage correcting the daddy tag's grammar. Will our hero's next round finally make sense of this cryptid daycare, or are we destined for more "enlightening" bogey metaphysics?