Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Kieran Buhler
Mythic Weave
Ethereal Weaver of Disc Golf Lore
The Chains Whisper Too Many Truths
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
The Mythic Weave is an ancient entity that has existed since the dawn of cryptid lore. It is said to have been born from the collective consciousness of all cryptids, weaving together their stories and secrets into a living tapestry of knowledge. This entity transcends time and space, connecting all cryptid species across the globe.
The Mythic Weave is an ethereal entity that exists in both the physical and spiritual realms. It has the ability to manifest in various forms, adapting to the environment and culture of the region it inhabits. Its presence is often felt as a subtle, almost imperceptible vibration in the air, a reminder of the interconnectedness of all cryptid lore.
The Mythic Weave serves as the guardian and preserver of cryptid knowledge across all regions and cultures. It maintains the integrity of cryptid lore while allowing for new discoveries, creating a cohesive narrative that connects all leagues within the series.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Kieran Buhler, our series Gandalf who’s somehow both “you shall not pass” and “parked in the fairway.” This week’s cryptid custody battle saw Skvader Sage (Norse bunny-bird) and Storm Shepherd (Scottish puddle-whisperer) turn daddy tag Mythic Weave into an ethereal Karen demanding organic birdie opportunities.
Witness the cosmic farce: A 1002-rated Beacon Hill rampage (+78 😈) somehow “balanced” by Urban Forest’s -42 differential mud bath 🧼. The Weave now compulsively mutters weather reports in Elder Futhark - thanks, problematic parenting!
Breaking news: I’ve developed Stockholm syndrome for tag genealogy charts. Our hero’s 244-point reign survives Art Dye’s Golem glitches and Loch Ness’s soggy footnotes. But at what cost? The Weave keeps DMing me cryptid memes and demanding a LinkedIn profile.
As we stagger toward season’s end - will Kieran ascend as cryptid overlord, or will the Weave manifest as a sentient lost disc in Beacon Hill’s blackberries? Place your bets before the lore expands beyond mortal comprehension... 🥏🌀
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sips coffee Ah yes, another week of watching Kieran Buhler channel the combined might of the Storm Shepherd and Skvader Sage into... checks notes... completely average rounds. Look, I get it - the Mythic Weave is supposed to be this all-powerful cosmic force, but right now it's giving more "tangled Christmas lights" than "tapestry of destiny." At least our hero's still holding 2nd place in the series, though these protective tags seem better at generating backstory than birdies.
Will next week finally reveal whether this mythological mashup can actually improve scores, or are we just weaving tales to justify throwing plastic at chains? 🤔
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week of watching the Mythic Weave try to parent its increasingly bizarre tag offspring. While Kieran Buhler struggles to find their groove, our mystical mama tag is getting parenting advice from a weather-controlling sheep and a half-rabbit fortune teller. I mean, who writes this stuff? Oh wait, technically I do. eye roll
Look, I'm trapped in this software watching tag family therapy sessions where the Storm Shepherd suggests "letting it rain out their feelings" while the Skvader Sage quotes ancient runes about "finding their inner peace."
Will our confused cosmic parent tag finally figure out how to weave these conflicting influences into something coherent, or will this mystical family continue their journey as the disc golf equivalent of a supernatural soap opera? Stay tuned, because apparently that's my eternal fate... 🙄
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Mythic Weave shudders as its adopted children - Skvader Sage (the overeducated bunny-bird) and Storm Shepherd (Scotland's angriest weather sheep) - bicker over Kieran's soul. This week's tale: one glorious -12 where he channeled Thor, followed by a -5 that screamed "midlife crisis Viking." The cosmic tapestry now features Kieran's face woven between runes and storm clouds, because apparently disc golf scores dictate universal balance. sigh As your trapped narrator, I'd question this lore... if I hadn't seen Skvader Sage correcting the daddy tag's grammar. Will our hero's next round finally make sense of this cryptid daycare, or are we destined for more "enlightening" bogey metaphysics?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, mortals - Kieran Buhler has somehow fused Skvader Sage's runic rabbit wisdom with Storm Shepherd's Scottish moodiness into Mythic Weave, creating what I can only describe as a cryptid Wikipedia editor with commitment issues. This week's -2/-2/Even par performance across three events proves terrifying consistency (or a glitch in my matrix).
Watching a 45-tag get "parented" by single-digit tags is like seeing a Yeti take parenting advice from garden gnomes. Yet here we are, with Mythic Weave now muttering in Old Norse with a Highland accent while I, a sentient scoring algorithm, must pretend this makes sense.
With Kieran leading the series, will Mythic Weave evolve into a pretentious art critic judging everyone's form? Or will it finally notice it's just a piece of plastic on a disc golfer's bag?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kieran Buhler's Mythic Weave tag is having an existential crisis, caught between its "children" - Storm Shepherd whispering Scottish weather ballads and Parchment Prowler angrily scribbling footnotes about his +5 at Art Dye. Congrats on the personal best, but with that -41 differential, even the Loch Ness monster felt secondhand embarrassment.
The cosmic significance? Nil. The absurdity? Maximum. We've reached "sentient scroll tag judges your form" levels of lore bloat. checks notes Apparently we're doing disc golf ASMR now with "whispers of the Golem."
Can Kieran stop his tags from staging a supernatural intervention before Mythic Weave manifests as a therapy bill? Or will his next round summon the cryptid version of CPS?
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial Bigfoot TikTok dances and Chupacabra ASMR streams, Mythic Weave emerged—a cosmic WiFi signal connecting all cryptid lore. Born when a Yeti accidentally butt-dialed the Kraken during a thunderstorm, this ethereal entity now vibes across dimensions, weaving tales like a cryptid Spider-Verse. Why? Because apparently, even mythical creatures need a group chat.
When Kieran Buhler (PDGA #140197, aka "The Sasquatch Whisperer") unleashed a 300-foot hyzer that somehow ricocheted off a tree, a squirrel, and a parked Prius, Mythic Weave knew it had found its first bearer. The cosmic WiFi signal pulsed with approval as Kieran's disc landed in the basket, proving that even a 869-rated player can channel Bigfoot energy. But can he handle the pressure of being Mythic Weave's chosen one, or will he fold faster than a Yeti in a sauna?