A golden-eyed figure emerges from the crystal-lined cavern, lantern swaying
Listen close, seekers of ancient power! The Bronze Fractal has chosen a new bearer in Britain Best, whose -5 round carved through today's first snow like a master prospector's pickaxe! Though the 931-rated showing whispers of deeper veins yet untapped, them crystalline bounces through holes 12 and 14 proved there's true grit in them veins.
Holds crystal up to the light, cackling
Mark my words, the geometric wisdom of Tag #2 sees something in this one - a hidden seam of greatness waiting to be mined! That 3-under streak through the Echo Chamber had the ancient patterns humming with possibility. Why, even the ghost miners stopped their spectral drilling to watch!
But let me tell you what these gold eyes see - Britain's -5 against the field's measly -2.9 is just the first glimmer. The Bronze Fractal's shifting patterns tell tales of greater treasures ahead, if they can just keep following them ancient pathways of power!
Disappears back into the cave, voice echoing
"Remember folks - you can't force the crystals to sing, just like you can't force a disc to fly true. The Bronze Fractal knows... oh yes, it knows..."