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Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs
Eternal Nexus
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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#8 Eternal Nexus
Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs

Zack Zackamanjaro Ralphs

PDGA Rating 0
Division MP40
Events Played 5
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Eternal Nexus

Origin Story

The Eternal Nexus is said to have emerged from the primordial chaos that existed before the world was fully formed. It is believed to be the source of all cryptid knowledge, a living repository of the myths and legends that have been passed down through generations. As the world evolved, the Nexus became the guardian of these stories, ensuring that they would never be lost to time.

Properties

The Eternal Nexus is an ethereal entity, existing in a state between the physical and spiritual realms. It possesses the ability to manifest in various forms, adapting to the environment and culture it encounters. The Nexus is imbued with ancient energy, allowing it to communicate with cryptids and humans alike, sharing knowledge and wisdom that transcends time and space.

Role

The Eternal Nexus serves as the guardian and preserver of cryptid lore across all regions and cultures. It ensures that the stories and secrets of cryptids are maintained and shared, creating a cohesive narrative that connects all leagues within the series. The Nexus also acts as a guide, helping players navigate the complex world of cryptozoology and uncover the mysteries that lie within.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

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