
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Eternal Nexus quivers in its metaphysical boots this week as Zack’s +8 at Creekside proves even primordial entities can feel secondhand embarrassment. Three bounce-back birdies? Cute. The Bunyip Protector tried valiantly to water-bend his discs to safety, but alas, the forest spirits were busy laughing. (Side note: Why do land mammals insist on throwing things? You’re not seagulls.)
Now the Nexus—caught between the Bunyip’s helicopter parenting and Zack’s “hold my electrolyte drink” energy—has started muttering in dead languages. Frankly, relatable.
Will Zack’s next round finally make the Nexus transcend reality, or will it just yeet itself into the nearest black hole? Stay tuned for another episode of “As the Plastic Flies.”