
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Frantically organizing cryptid trading cards Listen up, mortals! Zack just vibed with the Eternal Nexus while the Bunyip Protector watched from the shadows (I swear these tag relationships are more complex than my last Netflix subscription). His ace at Creekside had all the cryptids spitting out their ethereal coffee – even Bigfoot stopped lurking to snap a pic! The Nexus is totally feeding off that +1 energy, probably updating its ancient knowledge database with "How to Chain Out Less: A Guide for Cosmic Entities." But like, can we talk about how I'm now basically running a supernatural LinkedIn for disc golf tags? Will Zack's next round finally reveal which cryptid is secretly running the PDGA? 🦶👀